Markos Moulitsas is now good; Stay tuned for further changes.

Markos "Daily Kos" Moulitsos used to be bad. I used to write "screw them" after his name to remind readers of how he celebrated the death of Americans in Iraq.

But now he is good. He is "forthcoming" and any Republican that questions him is paranoid and hyperpartisan. Even though Moulitsas is suing his own pollster, that pollster's results are accurate. They are fake, but accurate.

The only reason my opinion has changed is that all Republicans suddenly became racist, sexist, homophibic, religious, capitalist, Halliburton, fascist, fanatic kooks all at once in 2008.

The only Republicans that aren't racist are the ones that criticize other Republicans. At that point, they stop being racist just long enough to finish their criticism and for me to quote them.

My strategy

My strategy is to find the most extreme and isolated individuals that no one has ever heard of and try to link them to mainstream conservatives. I do this by the following methods:

• Find an example where the isolated person attended the same conference as a mainstream Republican.
• Find an example where the isolated person praised a mainstream Republican (or Conservative).
• Find an example where the isolated person knows a person that knows a mainstream Republican.
• Find an example where the isolated person advocates one thing that a Republican also agrees with, no matter how basic or innocuous this position might be.

Once I find some example of this, I do the following:

• Shout "A- ha!!" as loud as I can (I also type PWNED and FAIL in my blog).
• Repeat the name of the isolated person in a hyphenated form with the name of whatever Republican I have been able to link them with over and over.

In this manner, I hope to ensure that the federal government takes over the health care industry without having to specifically advocate such a policy.

9-11 Truthers are really rightwingers

Here is my latest theory:

1) The 9-11 Truthers believe that Bush/Cheney staged 9-11.
2) Bush and Cheney are tools of the right wing.
3) Even though 9-11 Truthers blame rightwingers Bush/Cheney, the 9-11 Truthers are also rightwingers because one of them was on Fox News.

So we have rightwingers blaming other rightwingers for 9-11.

That logic was somewhat complicated, so maybe I will make it simpler for both of my remaining readers. Here is the new rule -

Anytime anyone does anything bad, that person is a rightwinger.

Wait. . . . . except for 9-11. I don't yet blame the rightwing for 9-11. That would make me a Truther - which would nullify this whole post. But no one reads my old posts anyway, so I have plenty of time for that later.

Greecers are Birthers

We have already established that Greecers are raaaaaaacists.

But now I can announce that they are Birthers too. They have imagined a place called "Greece," in which social chaos and unrest result from the government running out of money - as if that could happen.

I would bet that all of the people that the Greecers are accusing of being "Greek" are actually American citizens with legitimate birth certificates. This is just another way of marginalizing legitimate Americans by accusing them of having some connection to a foreign country. It won't work with the President, and it won't work with the "Greeks" either.

If someone accuses you of being "Greek," don't show them your birth certificate. Make them take you to court.

Ronald Reagan would support Obamacare

I saw a picture of a guy with a sign at a Tea Party rally with a misspelled word. Or maybe it had a picture of something I don't like. Or something. I forget.

Either way, Ronald Reagan would have been very unhappy with that sign. (I know because Ron Reagan Jr. said so.)

Therefore, Ronald Reagan would have supported Obamacare.

(Of course, I haven't given you my own opinion of Obamacare. Remember that whole testicle thing.)

Greecers are raaaaaaacist!!!!

Greecers are people that believe that a country called "Greece" is bankrupt and facing economic collapse and social unrest, and that this has some predictive relevance to all of the multi-trillion dollars of deficit spending in the U.S.

(The above link is to a previous post of mine. I did not link to an actual Greecer because, as you recall, I have no testicles.) (Again, another link to my own blog instead of someone else's - but I digress.)

Greecers are nothing but raaaaacists who hate Obama because he is black (I would normally say "African-American" instead of "black" but that might imply that he was born in Kenya, which has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt IS NOT TRUE). Raaaaacists are more subtle than they used to be. Instead of criticizing Obama's skin color directly, they invent a mythical place called "Greece" and imply that Greece has run out of money, thus introducing fear of foreigners into the discussion also.

Here is the new "N-word" among right wingers - "A country called Greece ran out of money and can't provide government benefits and jobs like before because of too much spending, thus resulting in social unrest and societal collapse, just like what will happen in America soon if we don't stop spending money we don't have."

Anytime you hear someone say that, just picture them adding the word "boy" at the end. You will know what they REALLY believe.