If you don't say that Thurgood Marshall was "mainstream," I will cry.

Anyone who believes in god is a racist, Nazi, homophopic, vile, Halliburton, rightwing, sexist, fascist, white supremacist bad guy. So even though I don't believe in God, I believe that Thurgood Marshall was a saint. There is no god, and Thurgood Marshall was his saint.

So anyone that disagrees with Thurgood Marshall, or who does not consider him to be "mainstream" or who thinks he was "results-oriented" is foul, fringe, appalling and racist.

You WILL believe that Marshall was "mainstream" or you WILL be called racist. After all, the man had an airport named after him. Everyone with an airport named after them must be revered as "mainstream." Or else.

Greecers are raaaaaaacist!!!!

Greecers are people that believe that a country called "Greece" is bankrupt and facing economic collapse and social unrest, and that this has some predictive relevance to all of the multi-trillion dollars of deficit spending in the U.S.

(The above link is to a previous post of mine. I did not link to an actual Greecer because, as you recall, I have no testicles.) (Again, another link to my own blog instead of someone else's - but I digress.)

Greecers are nothing but raaaaacists who hate Obama because he is black (I would normally say "African-American" instead of "black" but that might imply that he was born in Kenya, which has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt IS NOT TRUE). Raaaaacists are more subtle than they used to be. Instead of criticizing Obama's skin color directly, they invent a mythical place called "Greece" and imply that Greece has run out of money, thus introducing fear of foreigners into the discussion also.

Here is the new "N-word" among right wingers - "A country called Greece ran out of money and can't provide government benefits and jobs like before because of too much spending, thus resulting in social unrest and societal collapse, just like what will happen in America soon if we don't stop spending money we don't have."

Anytime you hear someone say that, just picture them adding the word "boy" at the end. You will know what they REALLY believe.

It is raaaaaaaaaacist to criticize the President

Everyone who criticizes the President is RAAAAAAAAACIST!

But I rarely write my own opinion of the President or his policies. I merely attack his opponents.

If I were to write my own opinions, that would require me to regrow the testicles I cut off and mailed to the White House on inauguration day, 2009.

Raaaaaaaaaaaacist!

Everyone who disagrees with me is RAAAAAAAACIST!!!!!!!!!!! But I can't link to their websites or blogs to prove it, because that would be promoting raaaaaaaaaaaacism.

They have all been banned from my blog.