Thursday, July 1, 2010

If you don't say that Thurgood Marshall was "mainstream," I will cry.

Anyone who believes in god is a racist, Nazi, homophopic, vile, Halliburton, rightwing, sexist, fascist, white supremacist bad guy. So even though I don't believe in God, I believe that Thurgood Marshall was a saint. There is no god, and Thurgood Marshall was his saint.

So anyone that disagrees with Thurgood Marshall, or who does not consider him to be "mainstream" or who thinks he was "results-oriented" is foul, fringe, appalling and racist.

You WILL believe that Marshall was "mainstream" or you WILL be called racist. After all, the man had an airport named after him. Everyone with an airport named after them must be revered as "mainstream." Or else.

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