Greecers are Birthers

We have already established that Greecers are raaaaaaacists.

But now I can announce that they are Birthers too. They have imagined a place called "Greece," in which social chaos and unrest result from the government running out of money - as if that could happen.

I would bet that all of the people that the Greecers are accusing of being "Greek" are actually American citizens with legitimate birth certificates. This is just another way of marginalizing legitimate Americans by accusing them of having some connection to a foreign country. It won't work with the President, and it won't work with the "Greeks" either.

If someone accuses you of being "Greek," don't show them your birth certificate. Make them take you to court.

Greecers are raaaaaaacist!!!!

Greecers are people that believe that a country called "Greece" is bankrupt and facing economic collapse and social unrest, and that this has some predictive relevance to all of the multi-trillion dollars of deficit spending in the U.S.

(The above link is to a previous post of mine. I did not link to an actual Greecer because, as you recall, I have no testicles.) (Again, another link to my own blog instead of someone else's - but I digress.)

Greecers are nothing but raaaaacists who hate Obama because he is black (I would normally say "African-American" instead of "black" but that might imply that he was born in Kenya, which has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt IS NOT TRUE). Raaaaacists are more subtle than they used to be. Instead of criticizing Obama's skin color directly, they invent a mythical place called "Greece" and imply that Greece has run out of money, thus introducing fear of foreigners into the discussion also.

Here is the new "N-word" among right wingers - "A country called Greece ran out of money and can't provide government benefits and jobs like before because of too much spending, thus resulting in social unrest and societal collapse, just like what will happen in America soon if we don't stop spending money we don't have."

Anytime you hear someone say that, just picture them adding the word "boy" at the end. You will know what they REALLY believe.

The Greek crisis hoax

Apparantly there is a new hoax going around the internet about how Greece is having financial trouble from too much government spending and that people are rioting in the streets and that somehow America will end up this way if we keep spending trillions of dollars with no way to pay it back.

I, for one, will not fall for it. Even if there is a country known as "Greece," it is doubtful that it will run out of money, as the government can always make more like we do here.

It is really amazing and laughable that so many rightwing blogs have fallen for this hoax and have actually repeated it on their websites. FAIL. PWNED. (I use lingo like "fail" and "pwned" to show how cool I am.)

From now on, those who believe that there is a country called "Greece" that is bankrupt and that this has something to do with the U.S. will be called "Greecers." But I will not link to them to prove it because:

1. That whole "lack-of-testicle" thing; and
2. Linking to the Greecers would be promoting hate and racism.

Now that I have disposed of this whole "Greece" thing, back to the real stories of the day:

1. Global warming is real.
2. The John Birch Society.
3. Evolution, evolution, evolution.
4. Everyone who disagrees with Obama once met a man who knew a man that may have been a "Birther" and must therefore be banned. And pwned.