Thomas Jefferson was a John Bircher

I have discovered new secret information proving that Thomas Jefferson was a John Bircher - more than 100 years before there any other John Birchers. This article here talks about Thomas Jefferson. But anyone who reads it is a John Bircher. They come from "pods" and are guilty of "bad craziness." Thomas Jefferson was obviously part of a conspiracy with John Birch, whoever that was.

All John Birch Society, all the Time

From now on every post I write will say "John Birch Society" in the title. I will never mention another Republican without hyphenating their name with that of the John Birch Society.

That is much easier than finding actual arguments to defend the government takeover of health care or the other aspects of the Reid-Pelosi-Obama agenda.