Greecers are Birthers

We have already established that Greecers are raaaaaaacists.

But now I can announce that they are Birthers too. They have imagined a place called "Greece," in which social chaos and unrest result from the government running out of money - as if that could happen.

I would bet that all of the people that the Greecers are accusing of being "Greek" are actually American citizens with legitimate birth certificates. This is just another way of marginalizing legitimate Americans by accusing them of having some connection to a foreign country. It won't work with the President, and it won't work with the "Greeks" either.

If someone accuses you of being "Greek," don't show them your birth certificate. Make them take you to court.