Cycle of Violence

Cycle of Violence

Health care debate? What Health Care Debate?

I heard somewhere that the President was trying to take over the health care industry. I won't write about it, except to accuse both sides of relying on "talking points" and attack the GOP for being "united in their anti-government message."

Blaming both sides is easy (because of that whole lack-of-testicle thing) and allows me to retain my credibility (heh) while I bravely focus on the real issues, such as the John Birch Society, the settled science of global warming, and the fact that all Republicans are Nazis.

I'm the only one who is not crazy.

Ron Paul is crazy for believing weird theories about the Federal Reserve, but I am perfectly sane for believing that the Earth is going to heat up, melt the icebergs and flood the planet.

All of the Republicans became racist at once for no reason.

All of the Republicans seemed to go crazy and become all racist and stuff at one time. Simultaneously. Just in the past couple of years. But I stayed normal.

I suppose as soon as a Republican is about to become President again I won't think they are racist anymore. I may live in California, but my testicles live at the White House.

All John Birch Society, all the Time

From now on every post I write will say "John Birch Society" in the title. I will never mention another Republican without hyphenating their name with that of the John Birch Society.

That is much easier than finding actual arguments to defend the government takeover of health care or the other aspects of the Reid-Pelosi-Obama agenda.

La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My hands are over my ears.

I am not listening to all of the global warming deniers as they engage in hate speech by citing facts and statistics in opposition to global warming.

Global warming is real. Global warming is real. Global warming is real.

The science is settled. The science is settled. The science is settled.

I will hold my breath until the icebergs melt and flood the earth.

It is raaaaaaaaaacist to criticize the President

Everyone who criticizes the President is RAAAAAAAAACIST!

But I rarely write my own opinion of the President or his policies. I merely attack his opponents.

If I were to write my own opinions, that would require me to regrow the testicles I cut off and mailed to the White House on inauguration day, 2009.

Raaaaaaaaaaaacist!

Everyone who disagrees with me is RAAAAAAAACIST!!!!!!!!!!! But I can't link to their websites or blogs to prove it, because that would be promoting raaaaaaaaaaaacism.

They have all been banned from my blog.