Health care debate? What Health Care Debate?

I heard somewhere that the President was trying to take over the health care industry. I won't write about it, except to accuse both sides of relying on "talking points" and attack the GOP for being "united in their anti-government message."

Blaming both sides is easy (because of that whole lack-of-testicle thing) and allows me to retain my credibility (heh) while I bravely focus on the real issues, such as the John Birch Society, the settled science of global warming, and the fact that all Republicans are Nazis.